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Poetry Demotivational Poster


HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
Oh
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity


TAGS: timmys timmies poetry history
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by aerofiend

aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes


DEATH - You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper. Robert Alton Harris




Perspective -


TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blesic

blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L


THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -




PARADISE - A POEM FOR YOU.... -


TAGS: poetry
Rating: 4.05/5

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jibarocampesino - July 8, 2010, 12:15 pm
BRAVO !!


DESOLATION -


TAGS: goddawful poetry doggerel unleashed
Rating: 3.96/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio


FEELINGS -


TAGS: feeling dark poetry awesome
Rating: 3.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:23 pm
How very poetic. Now I feel like jamming a fork into an electrical socket. Lol. It's good, it's good. Fed my dark morning. 5L!
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 9:11 pm
lol
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 3:16 pm
Implying bubba is emo, he is quite happy, the government feeds him emos
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 2:48 pm
That's cuz that is one of my nicknames.
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 8:40 am
anyone else notice that he didn't deny meeting bubba?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:49 pm
You're both pretty... I just prefer having someone across the dinner table who doesn't ask me why Cheerio's aren't shaped like an "X"
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:48 pm
He knows I only like him for the way he looks.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 11:01 pm
D'aww. Be careful, Moo+ may get jealous.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:44 pm
Very valid point, Claire. I change my mind... you're as smart as you are female.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:43 pm
It's nice to know we're all full of self-confidence. :) Even the emo.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 10:41 pm
No worries Claire... I know what you meant. Besides I think I'm awesome too.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:36 pm
Oh you... It could be worse. I could be Mexican.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:31 pm
Hell, Claire... we've seen your pictures, and we all made the same mistake!
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
you seem corn-fused..... good
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Monkey- what? Ag- Oh yes. I think Shaq missed the joke about me being a man.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:12 pm
Who said anything about shucking corn?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:10 pm
It's a Shaq attack! Hi there, Claire... how's things been, you wonderful human being?
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:44 pm
Shaq, that is. You're okay, Tellitlikeitis. :)
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:43 pm
S'ok with me. I think I'm awesome, so who cares what others think (besides the ladies)
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:40 pm
I still don't have to like you, though.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 9:39 pm
You're getting it now, Shaq123.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
Pie is delicious.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 9:13 pm
Apple-Cinnamon.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 8:59 pm
For the sake of preserving my sanity, I shall ignore all of you.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 4:35 pm
and his Barbie and Bratz collections
Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Shaq, pay no attention to 5150. He's just envious of your Care Bear bed sheets.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:16 pm
I wish my lawn was emo...
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
Still not emo =]
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:01 pm
Most Emos just cut themselves when they feel insulted.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 2:59 pm
Look... I don't like being pushed around, but I'm no tough guy. And that whole bone sticking out thing was an accident. Anyway, let's just move on, shall we?
Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:39 am
you forgot the part that came after you beat up the guy so bad. they sent you to jail where you met your new friend Bubba.
Peso - February 8, 2011, 8:20 am
You guys are actually on line making comments at 3 o'clock in the morning???
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:25 am
do you really need it explained? just read the comments again and it will all come clear.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 6:12 am
I am now utterly confused... Man I love this site!
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 11:57 pm
My first was a chicken pot pie... talk about scarring!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 11:56 pm
Ahhhh memories of my first warm apple pie after seeing that movie scene. of course, microwaves tend to create h**spots, and now the scarring is hardly visible.
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 11:53 pm
Pecan... oh, yes... warm pecan
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:44 pm
Rhubarb sauce is the best!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:43 pm
Hey claire! we are all venting.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:40 pm
I freaking love rhubarb pie...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:39 pm
strawberry Rhubarb?
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:37 pm
Pumpkin.
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 10:30 pm
Key lime.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2011, 10:28 pm
Lemon Meringue......f*** off!!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
OOH! Shaq's gonna find me! Srsly shaq never brag that you beat a guy until his bone stuck out. If you think for a second that ANYONE here is scared of your tough guy act you have another thing coming. Now act like a grown up and roll with the punches.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
WTF? Take a compliment. Ok, So you're not Emo. As far as I know, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and ****s like a duck...........its a f'n duck
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:35 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:34 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 9:33 pm
LMAO! Cubby FTW!
Cubbybear - February 7, 2011, 8:32 pm
This is Sparta!!!
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 8:07 pm
You're right Shaq123... No one is truly who they say they are... we all have different sides that we want shown (or not)... Life is too way too short to be sad or to be taken for granted. Your poster is great. 5 L's to you.
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm

whoa...hows about we all settle it down a bit.
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm
he sounds like the toughest 16 year old emo kid ever lol
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
Claire is a guy, his old name was Arrogant Knight, and we used to call him Claire for being such a pansy
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
How do you know I'm a female? Doesn't matter, Ag is right. You are a chump (to put it nicely. I have some different words in mind.)
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:41 pm
Real men don't give a **** about what people on the internet think. Anybody want to argue that one?
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 7:33 pm
Honor code includes being an online tough guy? What a chump.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
I have an honor code: I never harm females.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:16 pm
I dare you.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
I'm a dude, hetero***ual, and I kicked someone's a** so hard they had severoal bones sticking out. Don't push me. I'll find you.
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 6:41 pm
es from the tone of this poster I could immediately tell that you are the happy go lucky impish type! You probably even have unicorn wallpaper and care bear sheets. This poster looks like the suicide poem of a 15 year old girl.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 6:35 pm
I'M NOT EMO!!! PEOPLE CALL ME EMO ALL THE TIME, BUT I'M TO f***ING HAPPY TO BE EMO!!!
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:14 pm
dude never ask the Internet not to do something...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:46 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:45 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 3:24 pm
These are my true feelings... Please no bad comments...


crotchety lines -


TAGS: crotchety poetry get a life
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 1:32 pm
Hahaha! Oh, my God! You are a riot! I don't know if I can do this, by 5L for your comment.
Oldsod - December 16, 2013, 9:43 am
Now now...we all know that artists must suffer for their art. ESPECIALLY poets. I should think a well placed shiv would do the job nicely...


A whole New Meaning -




GIMME SHELTER -


TAGS: bad poetry haiku should have stolen some rolling stones
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
Poignant. I like it alot. 5 duck and covers


DREAM WOMAN -




HI, COO... OOL GUY! - Oh wait, you're not him I though you were the rapper Please God don't shoot me!


TAGS: poetry assignment numba 1 haiku in the hood g
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 5:09 am
Yo, veggie. What's the word?
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 5:04 am
*Thought! Dammit! I meant to type "thought" and I typed "though." Ahhhhhh!


DAD'S POETRY - You never know when the muse will strike




POETRY - "Poetry is life distilled." --Gwendolyn Brooks


TAGS: doris poetry comics funny
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:55 pm
Yeah,the Discovery Channel. "You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals..."
Ag218 - October 2, 2008, 9:45 pm
"I posed for that because Cubby said he'd get me into the movies!"


GREAT WHITE HAIKU -




Prose and Khans -


TAGS: poetry khan prose violence vengeance
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - April 27, 2016, 6:56 am
I'm glad to see you like Pros too.
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2016, 9:29 pm
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquerable whale. To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart..etc. etc."
Pushkin - April 26, 2016, 11:14 am
You know. I think you're right.
lgvernon - April 26, 2016, 10:12 am

He was just pist about that horrible wig.


POETRY IN MOTION -


TAGS: poetry in motion limerick day
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - May 12, 2015, 4:28 am
Yeah
concern3 - May 12, 2015, 4:26 am
Oldsod you certainly have a way with words, a 5er


And Family -


TAGS: family signs coffee shop poetry treasure
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

mizzdizz - January 20, 2016, 7:11 am
I always thought that sign was unfinished.... good one Cynic! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 20, 2016, 5:13 am

lol...real nice crotch
EmilioDumphque - January 20, 2016, 1:52 am
...and family are a tedious pack of people that don't know how to live and haven't a clue about when to die.


'much ado about nothing' --W.S. -




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